politics, bad puns, and dumb jokes


There are very few things going on in the world right now that can’t be described as ‘some fucked up shit’


why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

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hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

That’s cold dorothy

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chuck e cheeses full real name is charles entertainment cheese and honestly i feel appalled and lied to

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cows write about their secrets in a dairy

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